Fark Request - Oil Barons Hire Buzz

There was a GoFundMe from Virginia Tech to raise donations to pay Buzz Williams more money and stop the "Oil Barons" at Texas A&M from taking Buzz away. My photoshop skills are minimal, so I am requesting aid from the all powerful fark board in creating a magnificent new sig.

Oil barons are targeting our beloved coach and offering him big money to coach at Texas A&M

Who better to use as a Texas Oil Baron than J. R. Ewing.



I was thinking Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story, with JR replacing Woody.

Maybe throw an ATM on JR's cowboy hat?



I'm personally a big fan of the Texas outlined logo myself.



Included some pictures for reference. But please all mighty farkers, use your creative gifts from above and come up with whatever you can.