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Posted on 5/11/09 at 7:20 am to xrockfordf150x
quote:
Thanks for raising the bar there buddy.
This post was edited on 5/11/09 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 5/11/09 at 7:30 am to xrockfordf150x
Title: Nightmare at McDonald’s by Catahoula
Category: Two (Eight source images and three outside images)
Portrait of a frightened child: Billy Wilson, sixteen-month old son and youngest child of Robert and Glenda Wilson. Billy’s circumcision procedure was postponed in the hospital shortly after birth due to his parent’s indecision clouded by tug-of war conflicts between health and religious beliefs. Fast-forward sixteen months later as Billy has just learned of his parent’s decision to have a multi-religious circumcision ceremony to appease both sets of feuding grandparents of mixed religions. The difference being that on this day, a day not dissimilar to previous visits to McDonald’s, little Billy’s manhood is about to be openly exposed to a dysfunctional audience of well wishers and fanatics at his circumcision party. Today, Billy is traveling all the way to his appointed destination, which, contrary to little Billy’s plan, happens to be in the darkest corner of the The Fark Zone.
Category: Two (Eight source images and three outside images)
Portrait of a frightened child: Billy Wilson, sixteen-month old son and youngest child of Robert and Glenda Wilson. Billy’s circumcision procedure was postponed in the hospital shortly after birth due to his parent’s indecision clouded by tug-of war conflicts between health and religious beliefs. Fast-forward sixteen months later as Billy has just learned of his parent’s decision to have a multi-religious circumcision ceremony to appease both sets of feuding grandparents of mixed religions. The difference being that on this day, a day not dissimilar to previous visits to McDonald’s, little Billy’s manhood is about to be openly exposed to a dysfunctional audience of well wishers and fanatics at his circumcision party. Today, Billy is traveling all the way to his appointed destination, which, contrary to little Billy’s plan, happens to be in the darkest corner of the The Fark Zone.
This post was edited on 12/16/09 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 5/11/09 at 9:20 pm to Catahoula
The Farkin Olympics
Category 2
14 source images from this page
4 from elsewhere
The Farkin Olympics portrays a group of would be Olympic hopefuls and their quest to qualify. In this picture there are a few qualifying rounds in practice. We have the dive team hopefuls on the left of the screen judge by none other than the pope. On the right hand side we have the Chinese horse racing team warming up as well as a new competition taking place which mixes soccer with pole dancing. The honorable judges for this competition are known as the "kosher krew."
Category 2
14 source images from this page
4 from elsewhere
The Farkin Olympics portrays a group of would be Olympic hopefuls and their quest to qualify. In this picture there are a few qualifying rounds in practice. We have the dive team hopefuls on the left of the screen judge by none other than the pope. On the right hand side we have the Chinese horse racing team warming up as well as a new competition taking place which mixes soccer with pole dancing. The honorable judges for this competition are known as the "kosher krew."
This post was edited on 5/11/09 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 5/12/09 at 2:12 pm to xrockfordf150x
The Man Who Broke The Bank At Monte Carlo. Category 2
Posted on 5/13/09 at 11:01 pm to Catahoula
love this post
but what are the 8 sources?
1 mcdonald
2 pope
3 jews
4 hilary
5 Jesus
6 lure
7 kiss face lady
8 ??? is it in the mcdonald poster ?
quote:
Nightmare at McDonald’s
but what are the 8 sources?
1 mcdonald
2 pope
3 jews
4 hilary
5 Jesus
6 lure
7 kiss face lady
8 ??? is it in the mcdonald poster ?
Posted on 5/14/09 at 8:05 am to Bleeding purple
quote:
Bleeding Purple - but what are the 8 sources?
#8 ??? is it in the mcdonald poster ?
I took the picture frames from the cat photo and updated the images with Jesus and a Jewish Scrolls image...I'm trying to be politically correct and give equal time to all when having some fun with two major religions! You're attention to detail is improving...but you will need more practice noticing the subtleties of my work, Grasshoppa.
This post was edited on 5/14/09 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 5/15/09 at 10:29 pm to Bleeding purple
Title: Chess Surrealism by Catahoula
Category: Two (Eight original sources images and two outside images)
This was inspired mostly out of a challenge I set to see what it would be like to work with mega layers. It was actually easier to do than I thought it would be. Chess Surrealism is composed of 38 layers. So...where are the rest of our masters' entries? I showed you mine...let's see yours.
Category: Two (Eight original sources images and two outside images)
This was inspired mostly out of a challenge I set to see what it would be like to work with mega layers. It was actually easier to do than I thought it would be. Chess Surrealism is composed of 38 layers. So...where are the rest of our masters' entries? I showed you mine...let's see yours.
This post was edited on 12/16/09 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 5/19/09 at 7:13 pm to Catahoula
quote:Very nice
Chess Surrealism
Posted on 5/19/09 at 10:29 pm to NC_Tigah
I thought this challenge would be a good way to spur me to contributing at least one half arse fark but Gimp is kicking my arse I can't seem to get anything to work right.

Posted on 5/20/09 at 1:32 am to Bleeding purple
Alright I totally forgot about this, I usually don't look at the top. So I figured I'd make it a little easier on everyone to view all the pics without going through the pages, so I made a photo bucket account:
Click here
Hopefully this will make it a little bit easier, and I'm sure I missed some (like the png files) so if you want other stuff added to it let me know and I'll throw it up there. Hopefully I'll have a little more free time to be in the contest, these first few are looking good!
Also let me know if you can't view the page

Click here
Hopefully this will make it a little bit easier, and I'm sure I missed some (like the png files) so if you want other stuff added to it let me know and I'll throw it up there. Hopefully I'll have a little more free time to be in the contest, these first few are looking good!
Also let me know if you can't view the page
Posted on 5/23/09 at 4:51 am to NC_Tigah
quote:
NC Tigah
Outstanding! Lot's of nice surprises in there.
Back at ya...
Posted on 5/23/09 at 5:16 am to Catahoula
quote:Did you find your pic?
Lot's of nice surprises in there.
Posted on 5/23/09 at 5:51 am to NC_Tigah
quote:
Did you find your pic?
Yes I did...Very nice! I first scanned the image and took a double-take and started laughing. Looks like the whole krewe is there.
I recognize 19 original source images and several others that seem to be outside sources as well like the farkers and others. I know I've missed something. You did a great job on that image!
This post was edited on 5/23/09 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 5/24/09 at 10:21 pm to Catahoula
Well, theres 90 minutes down the drain. It really was pretty good. Well, that kinda stuff makes me never wanna attempt one ever again. I was almost done. I just found a place for the Who needs oil sign...
Posted on 5/26/09 at 8:22 pm to saintsfan92612
delete
This post was edited on 5/26/09 at 8:26 pm
Posted on 5/26/09 at 9:42 pm to Catahoula
quote:
I recognize 19 original source images
Posted on 5/26/09 at 10:27 pm to NC_Tigah
ok, this is nowhere near as good as the one I had done the other day
, but I think it is decent. I used about 25 images compared to the 38 or so I used the other day, so there are blank spots, but I gave up on trying to peg things in there.
Title: If God were a Pair of Boobs
Category 1(26 source images, no outside images)
I believe if God were a pair of boobs, the world would be a lot different. Scenes like these would be common place, but God would make herself much more visible(although the maniacal stick figuresque face on the rack kinda creeps me out). There are still photobombers as we see with the girl in the midleft...she reminds me of the guy from Mortal Kombat two who would pop in and yell "Toasty!" Honestly though, this image is meant to inspire hope...no matter how bad the world gets, we can always look up to a nice rack floating in the sky.
PS-in the boobgod world, gangs don't mark their territory with graffiti, they put up old movie posters(the one show is Clubber Lang IV) and large underwear to mark their turf.
Title: If God were a Pair of Boobs
Category 1(26 source images, no outside images)
I believe if God were a pair of boobs, the world would be a lot different. Scenes like these would be common place, but God would make herself much more visible(although the maniacal stick figuresque face on the rack kinda creeps me out). There are still photobombers as we see with the girl in the midleft...she reminds me of the guy from Mortal Kombat two who would pop in and yell "Toasty!" Honestly though, this image is meant to inspire hope...no matter how bad the world gets, we can always look up to a nice rack floating in the sky.
PS-in the boobgod world, gangs don't mark their territory with graffiti, they put up old movie posters(the one show is Clubber Lang IV) and large underwear to mark their turf.
This post was edited on 5/26/09 at 10:31 pm
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