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re: Unbiased DATBL Team by Team Analysis
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:54 pm to fratmonster
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:54 pm to fratmonster
how meezy is creeping up into the top 10 in mind blowing
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:54 pm to reddman
Team 31
Hitting
Holy shite, what a clusterfrick. Outside of a decent OF set, I hate everything about this offense. Ruiz is a below average option at catcher, Morales is taking forever to heal, Beckham, Stewart and Ramirez are inconsistent. Terrible. I mean fricking terrible. A team with Russell Branyan as a starting 1B is better than you. Oh, and Nate McLouth is on your team.
Ranking: 13th (because you aren't good enough to be 12th)
Pitching
Well, at least you did well here. I love Josh Johnson, and Cole Hamels has no pressure on him at all this year pitching from the 4 hole of the rotation. Scherzer, Matusz, and Anderson are all potential studs. Not big on Vazquez or Wade Davis, but that's not a big deal. Should be in good shape for saves.
Ranking: 3rd
Overall
Not only did you draft Nate McLouth, but you drafted him ahead of 54 other players. What. The. frick. Your only hope is that your pitching owns every week and you pick up some good free agents, preferably not named Nate fricking McLouth.
Ranking: 9th
Hitting
Holy shite, what a clusterfrick. Outside of a decent OF set, I hate everything about this offense. Ruiz is a below average option at catcher, Morales is taking forever to heal, Beckham, Stewart and Ramirez are inconsistent. Terrible. I mean fricking terrible. A team with Russell Branyan as a starting 1B is better than you. Oh, and Nate McLouth is on your team.
Ranking: 13th (because you aren't good enough to be 12th)
Pitching
Well, at least you did well here. I love Josh Johnson, and Cole Hamels has no pressure on him at all this year pitching from the 4 hole of the rotation. Scherzer, Matusz, and Anderson are all potential studs. Not big on Vazquez or Wade Davis, but that's not a big deal. Should be in good shape for saves.
Ranking: 3rd
Overall
Not only did you draft Nate McLouth, but you drafted him ahead of 54 other players. What. The. frick. Your only hope is that your pitching owns every week and you pick up some good free agents, preferably not named Nate fricking McLouth.
Ranking: 9th
This post was edited on 3/10/11 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:55 pm to fratmonster
quote:
SO Jeaux, what is it
I think MSU's team is god awful
IMO of course
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:55 pm to CE Tiger
quote:
not an IF in the bunch
i quit reading here
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:55 pm to geauxlsu07
quote:
I think MSU's team is god awful
He's next....
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:56 pm to reddman
quote:
A team with Russell Branyan as a starting 1B is better than you. Oh, and Nate McLouth is on your team.
Ranking: 13th (because you aren't good enough to be 12th)
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:57 pm to fratmonster
quote:
i quit reading here
you do know that billy butler is your masher at 1st right
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:58 pm to Croacka
My boy Russ is gonna shut all you figs up.
IMO of course
IMO of course
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:58 pm to CE Tiger
quote:
Personal Biased Ranking of my Team:
Posted on 3/10/11 at 1:59 pm to reddman
quote:
Ranking: 13th (because you aren't good enough to be 12th)
At least redds not sugarcoating
Posted on 3/10/11 at 2:02 pm to CE Tiger
quote:
you do know that billy butler
is my worst infielder...
with Ike and Derrek Lee there as back up
Posted on 3/10/11 at 2:03 pm to reddman
msutiger
Hitting
I suggest stocking up on Band-Aids, because your offense is a collection of bleeding pussies. Everyone on it seems to get hurt. And the ones that don't get hurt just aren't that good. I do like Stanton though.
Ranking: 10th
Pitching
The only reason this staff isn't dead last is because I really like Greinke and Weaver, even though Greinke is hurt. It's painfully obvious how much of an Astrotard you are, as you drafted four Astros pitchers. Good call.
Ranking: 9th
Overall
Your team sucks. I'd predict that you were drunk during the draft, but from what I can tell, you aren't even old enough to drive, much less drink. GLTY.
Ranking: 12th
Hitting
I suggest stocking up on Band-Aids, because your offense is a collection of bleeding pussies. Everyone on it seems to get hurt. And the ones that don't get hurt just aren't that good. I do like Stanton though.
Ranking: 10th
Pitching
The only reason this staff isn't dead last is because I really like Greinke and Weaver, even though Greinke is hurt. It's painfully obvious how much of an Astrotard you are, as you drafted four Astros pitchers. Good call.
Ranking: 9th
Overall
Your team sucks. I'd predict that you were drunk during the draft, but from what I can tell, you aren't even old enough to drive, much less drink. GLTY.
Ranking: 12th
This post was edited on 3/10/11 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 3/10/11 at 2:05 pm to reddman
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This post was edited on 4/13/23 at 9:34 am
Posted on 3/10/11 at 2:08 pm to msutiger
quote:
no biggie....bookmarked
for what reason?
Posted on 3/10/11 at 2:09 pm to geauxlsu07
So far: 2, 6, 9-12 ranked teams have be released
Posted on 3/10/11 at 2:09 pm to geauxlsu07
so he can show us up in 2013 when his team is worth a damn
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