Coach Chris’ Celebration Station - Bogies

The work is in the bag. Coach Chris is a National Champion. There were tests that needed to be passed in 2019. Coach Chris aced them. Then LSU went and played Clemson in New Orleans. We beat them handily while recooping from a massive bourbon street street hungover. We sold our soul to the devil in 2019. The best ever and the best part is that it wasn’t even remotely close.

This much success so early in his career cums with it a huge burden to sustain that level of success going forward but let’s not forget that he is just a kid and he needs to properly celebrate this moment the correct way. The way that has been deprived of him for so many years.

Bogies has long since been shutdown. Cancel culture as you know has been alive and well. This was not just a gathering place for nameless fratstars of yesteryear. This was Coach Chris’ favorite hangout. There is no better gift for a young coach to have then to be able to wear the colors with the LSU championship bling back into Bogies. Consent wood undoubtedly be almost too easy. It’s the right thing to do. Championship Rings aren’t meant to be stored away collecting dust people. They are meant to separate the men from the soy boys. The strong from the weak. The assertive from the reticent. The gregarious from the anti social. The blackout from the slightly buzzed. The legends from the deservedly forgotten.

Coach Chris embodies all these qualities. He has paid his dues and now is the time to capitalize on his dedication and hard work. Open up Bogies. Let’s do it for America. Let’s do it for the boys. Forget Corona. Let’s have a lunchbox. Let’s hop in that Delorean and gun it up to 88. Let’s Frat our balls off. Geaux Tigers!