Our semi-pro soccer team folded... need help trolling..ourselves

First I'm going to need this map with a crying jordan where Shreveport should be.... would probably help to crop out New Mexico


Also..... I want a homer going into the Bush meme... when he goes into the bush he's wearing a shirt with this logo..

when he comes out of the bush he's wearing this one


Yall helped me do work when the team needed logos...now help me laugh through the pain!! TIA