I just remembered a pretty good one.

One of the girls that I went to college with told me about a time with her and her friends. She was living in Mississippi at the time near Starkville. One day she and her friends were riding around in her sister's Volkswagen Beetle. It was raining heavily and then one of her friends let out a wallpaper-melting fart. They couldn't open the windows to let it out because it was raining, so they all had to sit there and suffer through it. They were all freaking out and almost wrecked the car.

I thought it was pretty hilarious. I expect 40-year old men to do that kind of stuff, not 20-year old girls. Lol

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Posted by Clark W Griswold

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Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:01 pm to cbree88

Once at work I had to shite so bad. I tried 3 different bathrooms on different floors and they were all full. I couldn't walk anymore in fear of shittin my pants so I get in the elevator to go down stairs. I let out the longest most foul fart of my life to relieve pressure and the elevator stops. I go to get out and there are 3 women waiting to get in. I shimmy by them to go to the bathroom and they all start gagging as they enter. I was embarrassed yet proud. They decided to take the stairs instead.

In restaurants I always fart when I leave and try to turn my butt towards someone as I walk behind them. If I can get it as they take a bite it's a bonus.

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Posted by Eyeball

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Posted on 10/5/17 at 9:51 pm to cbree88

I was in Chicago with some buddies from grad school several years ago, and we went to Second City for a show. We didn't buy tickets in advance, so we were waiting in the lobby with a few other people for some standby tickets. We had eaten some deep dish pizza earlier at Lou Malnatti's and I had dusted every inch of the immediate area. Suddenly, this artsy chick walks out of the ticket booth, stops dead in her tracks and says "Somebody did something". She proceeds to retrieve some Fabreeze from the booth and fumigate the lobby. We ended up getting into the show and I later owned up to my foulness to my buddies. We still laugh about it to this day.

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