I will fess up to being tipsy, but dammit...

This is a good hire.

Like many, I was shocked by the news. Internally, I had excluded Kelly from the possibilities. Never even thought about him.

But tonight I chose to stay disciplined and binge drink while watching the likes of Jordy and Scone's hot takes. And dammit I'm feeling pretty good about things.

I think Kelly is exactly what we need. The program has been flush with talent and short on fundamentals and discipline. The angry Irishman can recruit and is Saban-esque in his crassness and tendency to put foot to arse.

And I'm relieved that, per reports I think I saw, BK is keeping K Faulk and CR.

So hot damn, ya'll. We're not as screwed as usual after a coaching search.

Go get drunk and chill the f out.

Forever LSU and meow, bitches!