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re: How should we start our version of the Coach O song?

Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by MrWalkingMan
31st Parallel North
Member since Aug 2010
6712 posts
Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:05 pm to
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"The devil went down to Fourchon"
..He was looking for a buyout to steal


The devil went down to Fourchon,
He was looking for some poon to smash

With a paddling pole,
Towards a fishing hole,
He was ready to tap that arse

When he came across that young man paying bills and signing checks
And the devil jumped up on a cypress stump and said "Look at me! I have sex!"

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a coochie diddler too,
And if you care to take a dare I'll drive this boat for you.
Now you run a tight ship, boy, but you give the devil his due...
I'll trade Sugar Bowls for hair of gold and win a game or two."

The boy said, "My name's Scotty, and don't you have to fear...
I'll fire you in sissy blue and run you out of here."

This post was edited on 10/12/21 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
73194 posts
Posted on 10/12/21 at 1:16 pm to


Fire in the dumpster, we can't run
Nick Saban's in the House of the Rising Sun
Buyout gonna cost us a lot of dough
We goin' to a bowl game? No child no.
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
77549 posts
Posted on 10/12/21 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

The devil went down to Fourchon,
He was looking for some poon to smash

With a paddling pole,
Towards a fishing hole,
He was ready to tap that arse

When he came across that young man paying bills and signing checks
And the devil jumped up on a cypress stump and said "Look at me! I have sex!"

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a coochie diddler too,
And if you care to take a dare I'll drive this boat for you.
Now you run a tight ship, boy, but you give the devil his due...
I'll trade Sugar Bowls for hair of gold and win a game or two."

The boy said, "My name's Scotty, and don't you have to fear...
I'll fire you in sissy blue and run you out of here."




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