re: If you could own any object in the world…

A hand-held device that blocks out cell phone signals anywhere within a 10 mile radius of my location.

That way I won't be behind a thoughtless moron in line at the grocery store who is trying to pay while deep in conversation.

When the light turns green I won't be waiting for an idiot to look up from their phone before realizing that they could've gone a minute ago.

I won't have to be privy to some jackass's intense rambling that resonates throughout the lobby of the doctor's office anymore.

While at work, when a group of us are just relaxing and engaging in meaningless banter we won't be shown up by the genius who googles all parts of the conversation and calls you out with facts they just read, thus seeing themselves as a superior intellect.

I won't be behind a swerving vehicle that is constantly hitting the brakes and then speeding up over and over...pretty much resembling a drunk driver, because the brain-dead driver is texting his or her compadres.

THAT IS ALL!