re: Craziest thing you’ve seen while on a run?

Never really seen anything too crazy. Have seen a couple of older dudes in parks obviously waiting on some other dude to bang.

I once scared the hell out of some kids in the LSU International Student Center a few years ago. Had a 90 second split decision to either shite on myself, shite behind a tree near sorority row, or hope to the Lord that the International Center was open. It was. Pretty much ran in and desperately looked for the first person around. Luckily they were too puzzled to say no when I asked if I could use the restroom. I proceeded to fill the shitter with hot gumbo like substance. Really felt bad for whoever came in next.