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Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:40 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:40 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Who only farts for a 1/2 second? You should lose your Dad card if you can’t carry that thang at least 8 sec. recalculate that thing
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 9/30/21 at 7:38 am to Bleudawg
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Who only farts for a 1/2 second? You should lose your Dad card if you can’t carry that thang at least 8 sec.
I doubt I've ever hit 8 seconds. Only because at about the 3 or 4 second mark I start laughing uncontrollably which immediately somehow disengages the fart control muscles and disrupts everything
Finley Street is a lady though. And societal stigmas over thousands of years have programmed women to fart in quick 1/2 second bursts. The next time you're watching a movie with your wife or girlfriend and a loud action sequence like a car chase or something begins, make immediate eye contact. Chances are she'll get really uncomfortable, because she was about to use the opportunity of the loudness to camouflage and drown out a few half-second sneak farts
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