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re: Livingston Parish looking for man in Huk shirt who stole "Banging Betty" from Frenzies
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:00 pm to MrLSU
Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:00 pm to MrLSU
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Banging Betty
Amazon Description:
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Bangin Betty perfect masturbation kit for men includes a large life like stroker featuring both anal and vaginal openings, 4 hour XXX DVD and lube sample. Realistic soft and firm butt cheeks spread to deliver a tight anal fit, while the vaginal opening allows for a genuine sex from behind experience. Grab each cheek and bring your fantasies to life with this dual pleaser. Open ended for easy cleaning, just flush with warm water and mild soap. Masturbator with both anal and vaginal openings. Plump, firm butt cheeks for realistic sensations. Premium male masturbator is crafted from realistic feel Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. Massive sex toy for men measures: Length: 8.5`` Width: 11`` Height: 3.5`` Note: This item may ship in bulk packaging. It is usually in a plain box, wrapped in plastic or in a poly bag. The item is new and untouched
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Posted on 8/5/21 at 3:05 pm to Shexter
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The item is new and untouched
And this, my friends, is practical, real world application of what's known euphemistically in the sales game as "ABC"..(Always Be Closing, for the rookies).
Posted on 8/5/21 at 5:52 pm to Shexter
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Open ended for easy cleaning,
Major selling point right there. Nobody wants to frick a cum dumpster
Posted on 8/5/21 at 11:19 pm to Shexter
quote:How much lube is a 4 hour sample?
4 hour XXX DVD and lube sample
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