re: What level of nope is this spider?

They used to grow around my parents' back yard when I was a kid. Never used to bother me...

we had a pool. One night I went swimming, came out and walked between the table (with an umbrella) and the pool fence. Walked through a web in the dark, and one of those motherfrickers started running all over my back and neck. They're big enough that they feel like a person's hand doing that. Pretty sure you could hear my screams a mile away; surprised nobody called the cops