re: Anybody get calls from strangers wanting to buy your real estate?

Here are a few creative ways to deal with the calls.
1. Ask if they have found Jesus and start quoting Bible verses.
2. Tell them you can't talk right now because you are trying to do #2. Make grunting noises.
3. Tell them the property is for sale at 25 million dollars cash only.
4. Ask if they want to hear you read the most recent entry from your deviant sexual fantasy journal.
5. Tell them the property is tribal land and that the Bungafuken tribe has to vote on any transactions.