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re: The “READ” bumper sticker. . .
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:44 pm to pvilleguru
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:44 pm to pvilleguru
He wiped the drool from his chin. Then blinked for the first time in 30 seconds
‘That was close’, he finally thought.
The second Pling! sound from his phone reminded him that he hadn’t read that text after the first Pling!
[Yo. Lebron got dis :lol emoticon: See U at B dubs]
He wiped more drool. Then thought of the sticker on the back of the Honda Element he had just almost rear ended....
And texted back
[Sorry dog. Aint tryna b down wit dat. Tonight, I gon READ!”
Then he drove off 10 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane. With a blinker on the whole way home
‘That was close’, he finally thought.
The second Pling! sound from his phone reminded him that he hadn’t read that text after the first Pling!
[Yo. Lebron got dis :lol emoticon: See U at B dubs]
He wiped more drool. Then thought of the sticker on the back of the Honda Element he had just almost rear ended....
And texted back
[Sorry dog. Aint tryna b down wit dat. Tonight, I gon READ!”
Then he drove off 10 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane. With a blinker on the whole way home
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