re: Cox Cable Guy fell through ceiling....

Years ago I was dating a girl (sorry, no pics) whose dad was very possessive about the recliner in his living room. He got extremely agitated if he ever saw anyone else sitting in his easy chair.
One day he was up in the attic, and his wife was cooking something in the kitchen. She heard a tremendous crash and sheetrock dust and insulation came floating around the corner at the same time. She ran into the living room and there was her husband sitting among a debris pile covered in dust and insulation in his favorite chair. If memory serves me correctly, there was even a football game on the tv and a beer on the end table next to him.