re: Can someone translate these tweets for me?

I understand most of it except I’ve never used or seen trad before this post.

Basically, he’s saying don’t fall for some girl on the internet who is really a federal agent. This could be for many different reasons but I have no clue what entryist status vampires are. My guess is entryist status vampires are these influencer girls who get free shite sent to them after (wheatified = bought) getting enough followers or from simps who just want to talk to these girls.

I like his message but his delivery isn’t for a guy like me. I’m just glad he recognizes the bull shite.