re: Super serious question..

For me, half the enjoyment is the texture of an Oreo saturated with milk. Not so soft where it’s falling apart though. Minimal firmness, but not soggy. There is a small dunk time window for perfect execution. My teeth cut through it like butter and it’s very satisfying. I like to crack the outside before dunking to allow the milk to seep in faster. I’m typically a healthy eater but Oreos and milk are my go to in rare moments of weakness.