re: So I have a d#$khead neighbor with a dog...

Last time I lived in an apartment (in school) I had this old bitch living downstairs who chain smoked inside and the smell of the smoke was coming through the floor of my apartment. It smelled like an ashtray. I went to ask her if she could open windows or try to do anything other than what she was doing, and bitch slammed her door in my face before I even got the word “smoke” out.

Bitch paid dearly for that decision. I went and got a big downfiring subwoofer and would leave EDM playing all day when I was gone for class. Bass only and really only at a volume that it disturbed her. Then I went and got a super soaker and some of the deer piss stuff from Bass Pro and sprayed her A/C unit with it in small bursts where it looked like an animal had done it.

There are ways to go full passive aggressive with idiot apartment neighbors.