re: Ron Swanson getting a shoe shine

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Not even one of Ron's best, much less in all of television

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"I broke the coffee maker, it burned me so I punched it. Things were just getting too chummy around here."

"Best friend I ever had."

"Do you think there's still some [steaks] in the freezer?"

"It rubbed off...from friction."

"What are my religious views? None of your fricking business."

"Taliban robes!"