re: Hear ye, hear ye — 2021 OT Unicorn: Queen Galina Dub has abdicated her throne - NSFW

Well, what is more 2020 than this? After the most worthy group of contestants to ever be part of a single tournament, we are now down to middle-of-the-road candidates Colleen Cole and Christen Harper. I am dumbfounded. Ain't nobody happy with how this year's tournament played out. Considering Jordyn, Viki, Keilah, Celine, Niamh, and reigning Queen Nicole were part of this tournament, the fact that we are down to Colleen and Christen is a disgrace to the OT. I can stomach a world-wide pandemic, I can stomach a losing season for LSU Football, I can even stomach a Trump loss (okay, no I can't) -- but I will NOT stand for an OT Unicorn Tournament that turns out like this one has.

I feel it is my civic duty to try and do something about this farce. I recognize the huge divide among the OT on the issue of deciding our Unicorn. Nobody is happy with our final choices to begin with and the divide is pronounced among supporters of both remaining contestants. We are at a crossroads in the short history of this tournament. Which way do we go? We are Americans so we start a revolution, of course! Therefore I am announcing an OT Unicorn Revolution Tournament, where all our favorites will be back to revolutionize this tournament. Winner of that will take on the winner of this year's tournament and will go head to head with her for a chance to restore order, dignity, and respect to this Unicorn institution and the real men who make it possible. This is the only way to ensure the winner of this year's tournament is legitimized and accepted. If she can beat the winner of the OT Unicorn Revolution Tournament, then she shall be worthy. We are patriots and we do patriot things when the time is right. That time has come.





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