re: What are some things you’ve done to spite an ex?

Threw our “memory box” in the dumpster and recorded it on video for her to see.
Started dating our mutual friend a month later and then eventually married her.
She hates both our guts I’m sure but she deserves it after the crap I had to put up with. Drunk driving dangerously multiple times, smoking weed with sketchy people, and inviting people to our place that were known thieves and recovering addicts.

Golden Rule: Don’t date career restaurant waitresses