re: Golf Jokes

Sammy golfing with his wife. Duck hooks his drive into the woods. Only way toward the green is to hit it thru a maintenance building - rollup doors open at both ends. Tries to punch a low 4-iron thru the open doors, but hits a beam and the ball flies straight back and hits his wife between the eyes. She later falls into a coma and dies.

Couple years later, his golf cart buddy hits the same duck hook to the same place. Pulls out a 4-iron. Sammy says, 'NO, don't try that!'. Buddy says, 'Why?'. Sammy says, 'I tried that shot a couple years ago and wound up taking a quadruple bogey'