re: Canadian CDC recommends glory holes

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A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier- an attractive young woman- for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"

The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."

"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"

"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.

The young lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back room and measure his penis by sticking it into each of the three holes drilled in a large sheet of plywood. While the man is back there, the young lady sneaks around to the other side of the plywood and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"

The man replies, "To hell with the condoms, how much do you want for that sheet of plywood??"

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