re: My girlfriend of 3 years gave me an ultimatum today

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Her or Trump. She made it pretty clear.

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I’m not even a Trump guy, but take it from me: Trump. My last relationship was (fortunately) brought down by Donald Trump. I strongly dislike the man, but if I disbelieved an article that Donald Trump went out and serial raped babies and then drank their blood General Butt Naked style, then she’d flip her shite.

Here’s what you need to understand: These people are crazy. And here’s the bigger thing you need to understand: they don’t need to be the mother of your children. I thank God everyday that I did not impregnate that bitch. There’s no question we’d be broken up now since I do plan on reluctantly voting for Trump in 2020 due to how crazy their side is. But I travel a lot for work, and I guarantee if I sired a child with her before this, when the child asked why Daddy isn’t home every night, I guarantee she’d say because he hates you. This is what type of people that give you the ultimatum are.

Break up with her immediately before you can have make up sex and theoretically impregnate her. Be as civil towards her as she towards you, which will probably ensure a permanent breakup. Trust me, I was in denial of it for months, and I’ve never been more happy to be single in my life. Do it right after reading this message and never look back. And if she’s living with you and you have the lease in your name, give an hour before getting out of your life forever. As for the rest of the shite she can’t get out in time, get a storage unit, move her shite into it, and tell her she has a month to either get it or that the storage people are going to sell it. Best thing you’ll ever do.