HIgh-falootin' lootin: NYC looters pull up in $350,000 Rolls-Royce to ransack store

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I can almost imagine the scene at the 10,000 sq. ft. estate in the Hamptons:

After enduring a 3-hours long foot-stomping tantrum about wanting to participate in the protests, Trevor the Butler finally gave in to his employer's 13 yr. old son: "Very well, Young Master Bryce. Don't forget your Armani leather gloves and Burberry hoodie."