Started By
Message

re: TulaneLSU's Top 10 staircases of Auburn University

Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:02 am to
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:02 am to
So impressive was this baptism that Great Aunt invited the man to power wash our Prytania home’s back staircase, a marvelous granite staircase measuring eight perfectly square steps. It was in the mold of some of the Flemish Romanesque staircases popular in the Georgetown section of our nation’s capital. I grabbed a folding chair and watched in the garden as he danced with his water wand. Not since Mickey Mouse in Der Zauberlehrling have I seen such proficiency and elan with a wand. He finished his masterpiece signing his initials by outlining a small area of uncleaned rock. He said you would know his work by this stamp. And he left our lives as quickly as he entered them.

I never found out what happened to the pressure washing man, but I heard he had moved to Alabama. It so happens that right now I am in Alabama, perhaps in search of this long lost dirt cleaning artist. Alabama is a big state, but I am cutting through it quickly. Although Great Aunt is no longer with us, she would have enjoyed this search which thus far has included
TulaneLSU's guide to Goodwater, AL, TulaneLSU's Top 10 signs of Ashland, AL, and TulaneLSU's Top 10 pizzas of Auburn, AL.

Today, I further dive into Auburn, and I do so by searching Auburn’s staircases for this man’s initials. Perhaps I will find those initials and then this man so I can see once again the legacy of Great Aunt’s generosity.

What would this world look like without staircases? The world would be utterly lost. We wouldn’t be able to reach second floors. We wouldn’t be able to easily build easily on hillsides. A world without staircases is a scary thought.

I think Jesus understood just how essential staircases are to the human condition. It is no mistake that Christ, in the opening chapter of the golden Gospel of John, tells Nathanael: “Very truly I tell you, you will see ‘heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on’ the Son of Man.” Jesus is the great staircase that connects Heaven with this world, the eternal with the finite, the perfect with the imperfect, the saved with the lost, God with humans.

If ever you see a staircase and do not think of the Great Mediator and Conduit who loved us all unto the Cross, you are not seeing clearly. And I love staircases, don’t you? There are so many different types of staircases in this world. Many people may glance at them without noticing, but I know my many dear friends of the OT are lovers of culture and art and appreciate the things that many in this world take for granted.

It was quite a task whittling this list to ten. I found many staircases at Auburn University, and my entire night was spent painstakingly eliminating staircase after staircase from the top ten. I only give thanks that my labors were not complicated by being able to explore the staircases inside the buildings of Auburn, as they were all locked due to the pandemic. This list, my friends, is a work of love; this list is TulaneLSU’s Top 10 staircases of Auburn University:

10. Edward Via College of Osteopathic Medicine



Built in 2011, this relatively new building isn’t technically an Auburn University building, but it is on Auburn’s campus. Its building is impressive, made all the more by its imposing 30 step staircase. This great height gives any ambulator the sense of moving from the mortal realm to the immortal realm.

9. Harbert College of Business Square



No other staircase at Auburn so aptly blends nature with man’s handiwork as this staircase. While the shape is not my favorite and certainly held back its ranking, I admire the beautiful grass used in some of its steps. I have mixed feelings about the credo inscribed in the stone as well. While many of the things “I believe” are consistent with my thought, the school would have done better inscribing the Nicene or Apostles’ Creeds.
This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 8:03 am
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:02 am to
8. Jordan-Hare Stadium ramps



While I was unable to venture into the stadium -- I tried -- to determine if there are any stairs on these ramps, I resolved to the conclusion that ramps are a form of stairs. After all, all of our wheelchair bound friends deserve a path. These ramps were built in 1980 when Auburn joined the rest of the SEC in building unsightly upperdecks to the old classic bowl stadiums. And for what? To watch kids play a game. LSU’s old ramps were built in 1978, but were torn down in the late 1990s when new upperdecks replaced the really steep old ones. Auburn’s ramps remain and they have a quiet distinction about them.

7. Aubie Hall



As Auburn’s campus grows, new housing is being built on the west side of campus. The Village housing area was complete in 2009 and is quite nice. Its landmark building is Aubie Hall, before which this delightfully large, curved staircase can usher hundreds of walkers each minute. I sat a moment on a bench picturing what the crowds here would look like during normal times.

6. Petrie Hall



Built in 1939 as the old athletics field house and named after the founder of the football program, this outdoor staircase brings an industrial, World War II touch to campus. It has a similar feel to the old Huey P Long Fieldhouse at LSU. Auburn’s campus has a similar feel and history to LSU’s, and there is much gained by simply walking through these campuses. I plan to do a tour of all the schools of the SEC and perhaps a Top 10 staircases of each.

5. Brown-Kopel Engineering Student Achievement Center



This 2019 construction sadly is associated with one of the most poorly named buildings on campus. I assume an engineer christened this cumbersome name. The stairs themselves are modern and fabulously proportioned in a tripartite arrangement, to which this photo does not do justice.I skipped, jumped and walked up and down these stairs probably twenty times, just to get an adequate feel of them. I was left whistling and repeating, “Splendid stairs,” to the one passerby.

4. Auburn Arena



Auburn Arena replaced the old Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum in 2010. Rather than go cheap with flooring and stairs, the main entrance is beautifully floored with terrazzo and granite. Terrazzo is one of my favorite types of flooring, used throughout Tulane University. It did not become a popular flooring in our country until the mid-1920s when the Del Turco and Bros. company designed a way to divide the patches of stone with strips. This made the material far more durable, thus more economical. It’s simply a great material on which to walk.

3. Haley Center



The Haley Center was built in 1969 and its outdoor staircases are almost identical to the ones at UNO’s education department’s building. Oddly enough, Haley Center is home to Auburn’s education department. I love these outdoor steps, as they remind me of a platform diving board. I would share the story of my mishap on the tall of tall diving board at the YMCA in Metairie during a youth group function, but to do so would identify me, such was the depth of absurdity, embarrassment, and infamy that incident caused.

2. McCartney Terrace at the Shelby Center for Engineering Technology



This 2007 construction calls to mind a Greek amphitheater, which fits quite in line with the American Colonial architecture of the surrounding buildings. I find it interesting that, even in conservative states filled with residents that say they are against big government and politicians, buildings and monuments are named after so-called conservative politicians.

1. Samford Hall



Could there be any other legitimate choice? Tradition matters, and this 1888 building is named for the 31st governor of the state and sits atop the old Methodist university, East Alabama Male College, which burned in 1887. Most consider this the original Auburn University. Although nearly identical to the Mechanical side’s stairs on the northside, I prefer these steps leading into the Agriculture side. Sadly, I never did find the initials of that pressure washer here or on any of Auburn’s staircases.

Friends, keep those eyes open to God’s goodness, which is everywhere. When you find that goodness, you will find a staircase leading to gratitude and generosity.

Faith, Hope, and Love,
TulaneLSU

P.S. Although not on campus, I leave you with some lagniappe, a staircase behind Toomer’s Corner:



This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 8:28 am
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4448 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:17 am to
quote:

10. Edward Via College of Osteopathic Medicine





Pressure wash those things and they vault up the list imo.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7361 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 11:32 am to
Not to be a critic, but it would have been a more interesting tale if Russ's (or Jim's or John's) remains were later discovered in an unmarked grave in your aunt's backyard.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram