re: Banning “Tandem” Floats is another knee jerk reaction

We need IQ and coordination tests for the parade going public. If you're too stupid to know not to get between floats, then you should at least exhibit the athletic ability, reflexes and speed to avoid getting run over. To simulate real world conditions, all testing should be performed with a minimum BAC of 0.20.

The testing should start with LaToya.