re: Wife’s puppy shite on hardwoods

Stories like this are why our inside pet is a mini-rex rabbit.

Yes, you read that correctly.

For those who are not aware:

1) It makes NO noise
2) It is litter box trained like a cat (yes, it is true)
3) IF he does poop somewhere, it is a HARD pellet that you can easily dispose of.
4) He can literally eat anything on the planet, and it will come out the same way.
5) Did I mention he makes no noise?
6) Very soft and fun to pet
7) Will play with you like a dog does. Can even fetch
8) Did I mention if he shits where he shouldn't, it is EASY to clean?
9) He's just damn cute on top of it all