re: At what age did your little Pacelynn start playing T-Ball?

I’ve already got my son’s name and “dad” on the back of about 25 cut off sleeved shirts. I’ve spoken to my wife and she understands that probably what’s best is that we go ahead and get a divorce so she can have (son’s name)’s mom and we can each find a new spouse and get (Dad/Mom #2) shirts made for them.

I’m also working on changing my diet and activities to become as overweight as possible. Not crazy overweight, but just enough to where I look fit the profile. Any other suggestions?