re: Bayou Black Sacalait

Ok. Go east in the intercoastal until you see a tree with a bird in it. Make a right then shut down the motor precisely 50 yards into the canal. Whistle three times then lay on the boat deck and make fart noises with your hands behind your knees to call them up.

Tried and true method right 'dere

It's a crapshoot man. You just don't know until you venture out.