re: Can someone make a case for 0% interest rate?

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Not default but rather restructuring to a 100 year maturity.

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Me: Hello, Wells Fargo, yes, I'd like to restructure my mortgage to a 100 year maturity.
WF: Sir, we don't do that.
Me: You don't have a choice, it's a restructure.
WF: Sir, that's a default.
Me: Do you even economics, bro?
WF: Sir, I'm just doing my job.
Me: Let me talk to your manager.
Mgr: Hi, this is a manager.
Me: I'd like to restructure to a 100 year maturity.
Mgr: Sir, that's a default.
Me: But I'm a genius.
Mgr: Sir, we're taking your house.
Me: It's a restructuring cause I'm smarterer!!!!

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