re: Woman's Parachute Fails To Open And She Falls 5,000 Feet(And Lives)

I meant that if I were falling without a fully functioning parachute. Obviously if I had a working parachute and could fall to the ground unharmed I'd do so.

Seriously, there's a very good chance that this woman will spend decades wishing she had actually died. I'm half wondering if she's actually paralyzed from the fall, but they deliberately don't mention it in the article because they want to create the impression she's unbelievably lucky.