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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:27 am to Ssubba
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:27 am to Ssubba
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Exactly. This is for a charity that is very close to her heart.
Okay, here's what you really do. Get as many friends as you can do go to the race. If you can get like 5 friends to show up you just raised $200 for the object of your obsession's charity.
Run the race as best you can. When your slow arse finally catches up to her at the finish after she's had 2 or 3 beers come clean. Tell her you've never run a day in your life but you wanted to impress her. She'll think it's adorable, yall will have a good laugh, and she'll give you all the sex you can handle.
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 9:31 am
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Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:34 am to whoisnickdoobs
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Okay, here's what you really do. Get as many friends as you can do go to the race. If you can get like 5 friends to show up you just raised $200 for the object of your obsession's charity.
Run the race as best you can. When your slow arse finally catches up to her at the finish after she's had 2 or 3 beers come clean. Tell her you've never run a day in your life but you wanted to impress her. She'll think it's adorable, yall will have a good laugh, and she'll give you all the sex you can handle
If you do this shes gonna get gang banged by your faster in better shape friends
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 9:35 am
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:04 am to whoisnickdoobs
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whoisnickdobbs
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Okay, here's what you really do. Get as many friends as you can do go to the race. If you can get like 5 friends to show up you just raised $200 for the object of your obsession's charity.Run the race as best you can. When your slow arse finally catches up to her at the finish after she's had 2 or 3 beers come clean. Tell her you've never run a day in your life but you wanted to impress her. She'll think it's adorable, yall will have a good laugh, and she'll give you all the sex you can handle.
This is solid info. OP should strongly consider doing this.
This post was edited on 8/14/19 at 7:07 am
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