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re: Coast guard reserves
Posted on 7/31/19 at 5:53 am to Jpeazyy
Posted on 7/31/19 at 5:53 am to Jpeazyy
As in anything having to do with the military read the dotted line.
Recruiters will feed you any line of BS to get you in the service. They are like salesman for Fast Freddy’s Used Cars.
Line they fed me in 80’s.
- hot chicks
Nope mostly fat chicks riding around in Ford Escorts. When they would get out the Escort would lift up.
- Hot chicks in Germany
Nope nada most were married to brass
- Hit chicks Guatemala or Honduras
You know this answer right off the bat
- Best one you get to see the world.
Just did not tell me about building roads in a mud pit where it rained everyday in Belize or sitting in mountains waiting for Rebels.
- Basic only 8 weeks they also did not add graduation week and reception station time.
- You get all this free stuff. Your first check goes toward uniforms, haircut, running shoes, etc. Army will always get it back.
- PS again around the base if a girl invites you to a hotel she has buddies ready at the hotel to beat your butt in and take your money. The DI’s tell you this and it is true. We had to fight these pricks as they beat up on my battle buddy and I loved to fight back then.
Sat night live Navy commercial spoof 1980’s
LINK
Recruiters will feed you any line of BS to get you in the service. They are like salesman for Fast Freddy’s Used Cars.
Line they fed me in 80’s.
- hot chicks
Nope mostly fat chicks riding around in Ford Escorts. When they would get out the Escort would lift up.
- Hot chicks in Germany
Nope nada most were married to brass
- Hit chicks Guatemala or Honduras
You know this answer right off the bat
- Best one you get to see the world.
Just did not tell me about building roads in a mud pit where it rained everyday in Belize or sitting in mountains waiting for Rebels.
- Basic only 8 weeks they also did not add graduation week and reception station time.
- You get all this free stuff. Your first check goes toward uniforms, haircut, running shoes, etc. Army will always get it back.
- PS again around the base if a girl invites you to a hotel she has buddies ready at the hotel to beat your butt in and take your money. The DI’s tell you this and it is true. We had to fight these pricks as they beat up on my battle buddy and I loved to fight back then.
Sat night live Navy commercial spoof 1980’s
LINK
This post was edited on 7/31/19 at 6:07 am
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Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:39 am to johnnyrocket
As in anything having to do with the military read the dotted line.
Recruiters will feed you any line of BS to get you in the service. They are like salesman for Fast Freddy’s Used Cars.
Line they fed me in 80’s.
- hot chicks
Nope mostly fat chicks riding around in Ford Escorts. When they would get out the Escort would lift up. Truth
- Hot chicks in Germany
Nope nada most were married to brass False...Flashing an American smile is a German OT9 panty dropper
- Hit chicks Guatemala or Honduras
You know this answer right off the bat
- Best one you get to see the world.
Just did not tell me about building roads in a mud pit where it rained everyday in Belize or sitting in mountains waiting for Rebels. My time in the Navy I visited Portugal, Spain, Bahamas, England, Bahrain, UAE, and Israel
- Basic only 8 weeks they also did not add graduation week and reception station time. Truth, you time at BASIC will be around 10 weeks
- You get all this free stuff. Your first check goes toward uniforms, haircut, running shoes, etc. Army will always get it back. Your first check will be shocking light
- PS again around the base if a girl invites you to a hotel she has buddies ready at the hotel to beat your butt in and take your money. The DI’s tell you this and it is true. We had to fight these pricks as they beat up on my battle buddy and I loved to fight back then. That's awesome! I had a coed division and simply hooked up with a female classmate
Sat night live Navy commercial spoof 1980’s
I'm incredibly thankful to have served but you definitely have to deal with a lot of BS
Recruiters will feed you any line of BS to get you in the service. They are like salesman for Fast Freddy’s Used Cars.
Line they fed me in 80’s.
- hot chicks
Nope mostly fat chicks riding around in Ford Escorts. When they would get out the Escort would lift up. Truth
- Hot chicks in Germany
Nope nada most were married to brass False...Flashing an American smile is a German OT9 panty dropper
- Hit chicks Guatemala or Honduras
You know this answer right off the bat
- Best one you get to see the world.
Just did not tell me about building roads in a mud pit where it rained everyday in Belize or sitting in mountains waiting for Rebels. My time in the Navy I visited Portugal, Spain, Bahamas, England, Bahrain, UAE, and Israel
- Basic only 8 weeks they also did not add graduation week and reception station time. Truth, you time at BASIC will be around 10 weeks
- You get all this free stuff. Your first check goes toward uniforms, haircut, running shoes, etc. Army will always get it back. Your first check will be shocking light
- PS again around the base if a girl invites you to a hotel she has buddies ready at the hotel to beat your butt in and take your money. The DI’s tell you this and it is true. We had to fight these pricks as they beat up on my battle buddy and I loved to fight back then. That's awesome! I had a coed division and simply hooked up with a female classmate
Sat night live Navy commercial spoof 1980’s
I'm incredibly thankful to have served but you definitely have to deal with a lot of BS
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