re: Ever heard of clapping for the pilot as he lands the plane

Makes sense to clap for a smooth flight and easy landing.

I’m not clapping for an idiot pilot who charted a flight path through rough weather or landed a plane so rough it makes my stomach lurch. Flying already is a pain in the arse least they can do is give a me a smooth, stress free flight where I don’t have to stay buckled in holding a piss in miserably.

Rather than clap, I will call and complain and demand a refund along with added flier miles, and that the pilot be reprimanded