re: So how often should you be showering?

Seriously though, in the winter, once every 3 days and a daily armpit wipe followed by deodorant. In the summer at least every day along with a thorough crotch dosing of talcum powder to keep the swamp arse away.

And in either case, shampoo should be every other shower because it will dry the shite out of your scalp. Use conditioner at every shower. And I never wash my face with anything but water and since I've been doing that I've never had any skin issues on my face. I don't know, maybe it's my perfect greaser, dago skin.