re: Mom accused of having sex multiple times with her daughters' teen boyfriends

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fricking your daughter and your wife. I’d probably kill myself

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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

A dad overheard his teenage daughter talking in her sleep about having sex with her boyfriend.

The dad decided to confront the boyfriend about it.

Dad: "Boy, I heard my daughter talking in her sleep about having sex with you. Is this really happening?"

BF: "Well, um, actually it is"

Dad: "You MOTHERfrickER!!!"

BF: "Damn, do all of the women in your house talk in their sleep?"