re: Best Mullet in Sports History?

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Dwayne fricking Schintzuis-that is a name I have not heard in ages. God as a Spurs follower, him and Tom Topa were the funniest characters of all time.
His hair was like his name. Hehad a redneck first name in Dwayne and had an engineers last name in Schintzius. Business in the front, party in the back
However, even more funny than his hair was how the crazy drunk spurs fans would tell him in a chorus of ten thousand to “shoooot it” everytime he would touch the ball in garbage time of blowouts. The last two minutes of blowouts for Tom Topa and Dwayne Schintzus everytime they touched the ball..... shoooooot it.
Great fricking times. Maybe, you had to be there. ;)

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