re: Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.

Won’t mention the terrible things, more the fun things.

In college I was going to move, lifted up my mattress to find a slice of pizza that had been placed between my mattress and box spring. Was apparently about a year old and was a joke by my roommates. Also tells you that I didn’t flip the mattress.

In retaliation to one of them, I put a big dill pickle between his mattress and box spring. Well he was younger and didn’t graduate for a few years. Went to move and the pickle was still there. Like a piece of cardboard.

Anyway, no way I’d put the heavy stuff in here.