re: Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.

Back when I was a teenager we would cruise around Friday and Saturday nights to pick up chicks, but this one cop would always harass us. One night we saw him sitting in a parking lot. We went and got a long arse chain. My friend wrapped one end of chain around telephone pole and I shimmied my way under his police car to wrap the other end of the chain around the rear axel.

Then I hopped in my buddies car and we hauled arse by the cop car while screaming obscenities at the cop. The cop was pissed so squealed his tires after us until his rear end was ripped out from under his car.

We never got caught.