But remember, only that one bible from that one religion tells the truth. All those other, much older, more accurate accounts of the flood were put there by the debil to confuse you and all the heathens.

One man put 2 of EVERY animal in the world on to a boat he built by himself. He even traveled to Madagascar, America, Scotland, the north pole, south pole and Australia in between boat building sessions to gather the animals. Yep, that's how it happened.

ETA: LoL at the downvotes. Sorry I use logic? The bible is NOT LITERAL. The sooner you get that through your skull the sooner you can actually enjoy what it is trying to tell you through symbolism and storytelling. God might be real, Jesus might have existed, but the bible is not an accurate history of God. It is a symbolic story of a religion that is an amazing guide for life.

This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 2:31 pm

2 ...

Report Post

Posted by Sayre

Felixville

Member since Nov 2011

5527 posts

Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:15 pm to ShoeBang

quote:

But remember, only that one bible from that one religion tells the truth. All those other, much older, more accurate accounts of the flood were put there by the debil to confuse you and all the heathens.

One man put 2 of EVERY animal in the world on to a boat he built by himself. He even traveled to Madagascar, America, Scotland, the north pole, south pole and Australia in between boat building sessions to gather the animals. Yep, that's how it happened

Not only that. He also built an aquarium to hold every aquatic life for, since the flood of that much fresh water caused the fresh and salt water areas to mix, thus destroying all life there.

And he built a greenhouse, and filled it with every plant on the planet, and all the many microorganisms that live in the soil. Because the salty water either killed or drowned all of them.

This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 2:16 pm

0 ...

Report Post

Posted by League Champs

Bayou Self

Member since Oct 2012

10340 posts

Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:57 pm to ShoeBang

quote:
But remember, only that one bible from that one religion tells the truth. All those other, much older, more accurate accounts of the flood were put there by the debil to confuse you and all the heathens.

Its sad that intelligent people claim to accept that humans with varying physical traits evolved from a single organism, and all languages evolved from a single source, and farming techniques evolved out of a specific location, as did animal domestication, but then they become completely retarded with the suggestion that all religion evolved from a single belief system …

… even with the well documented case of Judaism evolving into a cacophony of religions that have sprung up in just the last 2,000 years.

The flood is a common element in all religions, because it did happen, and the survivors passed the story on, as religions began evolving into what they are today. Its not that hard of a concept, unless youre simply not capable of abstract thought.

0 ...

Report Post

O-T Lounge - Replies to Post

Return To Board

Page 1

Return To Board