re: Nine year old boy loses eye after being shot with nerf gun

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When he gets older, he will need a better story to go with that eye patch.

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*swigs beer and downs a shot, and turns to the lady that asked him about it.*


“First...I took an arrow to the eye.

Then, when that wouldn’t do it...they shot me.



But here I stand. And i’ve Got my eye on you.”

That sloshing sound you hear is soaked panties dropping. The kid’ll do fine if he embraces it.