re: People are upset about ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.’ 

I've been working out my own theory on curbing rape urges. I'm not quite ready to publish but it involves weed, powdered sugar donuts, and the kalattuut school of Danish polka. My results have been overwhelmingly positive, though my sole test subject has recently begun masturbating left-handed while binge watching WKRP in Cinncinnati reruns. (Oh yes, there is a clear focus on Bailey-centric episodes.)