re: What was your family Thanksgiving drama this year?

My cousin Randy kept smashing his empty High Life bottles against the garage. Grandpa Otis went outside to smoke a cigarette and stepped on the broken glass and sliced open his foot. Randy was very apologetic and drove grandpa to the hospital after having a few too many.

At this point, our cousin Tiffany was pissed that Randy was drinkin and driving again so she called the sheriff.