re: There has been several pole failures recently, time to ask for an investigation

When I was in undergrad, my roommate had a GF who was pretty good looking.

She would hang out at our apartment a lot - even when he wasn't there - because our place was pretty close to campus. She'd come over in between classes and whatnot.

One day, she was sitting on our couch with her laptop. I was sitting at the table behind her, and I see her looking up stripper poles on Amazon.

Apparently, around this time, pole dancing was becoming a big exercise fad. This was completely unbeknownst to me.

So I was really torn, and didn't know if I should tell my roommate when he got home..."Umm, dude I think there's something you need to know."