re: If You Knew You Were Going To Get Fired.....What Would Do?

Install a few annoyatrons in the building. Spritz your enemies chairs and carpet with deer urine lure. Order the sugarless yummy bears and give as parting gift. They bring on explosive diarrhea due to the sugar substitute.

Look up the reviews on Amazon on these candies. Totally legal and safe to say but the end result is anally explosive.

I sound evil but have never done these things. It just amused me to create such ridiculous ideas, diverts my anger and then I am laughing to hard to be mad.