Who is the funniest man who ever lived?

I was kidnapped when I was young. They sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Johnny Carson



Yes, I’m old.

Mitch headburg

Bill Murray

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Sam Kinison

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Yelling is not funny

I'd say dave Chappelle or Seinfeld

Kids these days. Just the other day I told my boy, "Just wait. One day you'll have kids of your own."

He says, "Yeah? Well, maybe you will too."

Why do you even know this?

My neighborhood is really going downhill. It's rough, I tell ya.

Just the other day, I saw a guy running down my street half naked. I said, "Hey buddy. What gives?"

He says, "You came home early."


I asked him, "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"

He said, "Everybody!"

Not sure other than he’s probably British

Had 4 or 5 of his CDs. You forget I’m a country boy

Do you know Jerry?