re: what awkward conversation have you had with an in-law

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Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend

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Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."