re: Anybody have memories of the recovery room after surgery?

I got a vasectomy and hernia repair the same morning. My wife had to leave to get the kids off to school, so my Mom came to be with me. As I’m coming out of the anesthesia, I hear the urologist telling my Mom that “y’all can resume relations in about two weeks.”
I wanted to go back under so bad. My Mom told the doctor, “I am his Mother!” Poor Guy was embarassed. Guess he thought we were from Alabama.